pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

this-is-my-headspace:

Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

Harry Potter: This is awesome 

Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it" George Bernard Shaw
(via stunningpicture)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

shorten:

I swear every time I see this gif I think it says t’keyah crystal meth

shorten:

I swear every time I see this gif I think it says t’keyah crystal meth