I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY
Harry Potter: This is awesome
Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year
Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing
Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -
Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these
yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website
You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?
whoop there it is
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
I swear every time I see this gif I think it says t’keyah crystal meth